Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
Cleopatra Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
Housewife (segment "Household Odors")
Himself (segment "Headache Clinic")
TV Technician Thrown by Gorilla (segment "A.M. Today")
Guest #1 (segment "Household Odors")
Guest #2 (segment "Household Odors")
Guest #3 (segment "Household Odors")
The Architect (segment "That's Armageddon")
The Nurse (segment "That's Armageddon")
The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon")
Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
Dino (segment "A.M. Today") (as Richard A. Baker)
Crazed Clown (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
Wally (segment "Courtroom")
Rita Filagree (segment "Courtroom")
Hornung (segment "Courtroom")
A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.