John Smith
The Rancher
Sheriff Hutchins
The Cowboy
Gay Elvis
The Blonde
Elvis Elvis
Cindy
Sheriff Cowley
Little person Elvis
Asian Elvis
The Indian
The Chief
Vivian
Mr. Crow
The College Kid
The Deputy
Mo
Redfoot
Dark Eyes
The story throws Elvis impersonators, Indians, modern cowboys, a 6-foot-tall blond assassin, a frat boy, a corrupt sheriff and a prostitute into a chase for a priceless American Indian artifact stolen during a poker game at an Indian casino