Paul
Billy
Juliette
Hole
Harry
Phillip
Dan
Jude
Beezer
Ray
Lizzie
Olivia
Charlie
Jordon
Robbie
Billy's son
Mrs Kirk
Job Centre Interviewer
Waiter
Davina
Crippled by his writer's block, Paul enters into a new, exciting relationship with risk-taking Billy and super-sexy Juliette. As it becomes increasingly tangled, however, he must choose one of them over the other.