Seymore Seymore
Wallington Wedge
Parky
Patricia
Jimmy
Robert Hunt
Elaine
Hugo Straight
Mischa Moody
Suzy
Ann Miller
Joe Guzzola
Hunt's Secretary
Broker
Stage Manager
Assistant Stage Manager
Doorman
Moody's Secretary
Singer
Showgirl
A crooked producer makes money from Broadway flops by selling more than 100% interest to multiple parties. He only fails if it makes a profit.