Lady Divine
Mr. David
Bonnie / Cavalcade Patron
Mink / Cavalcade Patron
Cookie Divine / Cavalcade Patron
Edith / Virgin Mary
Cavalcade pervert
Ricky
Gilbert
Steve (Cookie's boyfriend)
Freak
Cavalcade Patron
Murdered spectator
Straight Person
Female Church-Goer
The Cavalcade of Perversion, a traveling freak show, acts as a front for Divine, who is out for blood after discovering her lover's affair.