Barney
Cemolina
Holdall
Detective Inspector June Robertson
James Henderson
Chief Superintendent McManaman
MacPherson
Chris
Wullie
Detective Sergeant Sam Jobson
Charlie
Bingo caller
Customer Number 1
Mrs. Gaffney
Jean Monkrieff
Chris' Creepy Neighbour
Well Dressed Young Man
Margaret
Jenkins
Mrs. Kerr
Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.