St. Dick Murphy
Kathleen
Christy
Jerry
Theo
Zoomer
Theresa
Melanie
Mrs. Murphy
Sister Romona
Bishop Haughness
Miss Bush
Leonard Klappner
Sister Felicia
Pregnant Nun
Derek
"Squiggle" Girl
The Checks - Guitar, Vocals
The Checks - Bass, Vocals
The Checks - Drums, Vocals
When Christy Murphy comes home past midnight with her boyfriend, Jerry, her parents send her to the Academy of the Blessed Virgin, a Catholic school run by kind but very strict nuns.