Ethan Collins
Assistant Principal Gruber
Abigail Brentfield
Lauren Collins
Jerry Trask
Ronald
Paige
Trevor Maynard
Holly
Mrs. McCallister
Willy (as Alex Mills)
It's dark times for Ethan Collins, a severely depressed, foul-mouthed elementary school teacher whose wife's recent infidelity and departure have left him questioning everything in his life.