Valentin Duquesne, aka Valentin D.
Suzanne Duquesne, Valentin's mother
Constance Brandt, wife of Valentin
Louloute, Valentin's ex-fiancée
Gustave, Valentin's brother
Alexander, Constance's father
Joseph Duquesne, Valentine's father
Britney
Speech therapist
Professor Rosenberg
Paparazzi
Fernando Alvarez
Kate Fischer
Madame de Cléry
Alexander's lawyer
Olga
Receptionist
Baroness
Security agent
Valentin D is a hot designer architect who claims to be an orphan because he is too ashamed to admit he is the son of working-class scrap metal merchants from the north of France.