Ernie Pandash
Eddie Kirkley
Pat Pandish
Max Salter
Mrs. Kirkley
Steve Pandish
Harvey Diedrich
Freddie Henderson
Melvin
Julius
Kirkley's Associate
Mrs. Cowznoski
Gloria
The Actor
Ernie Pandish has tried to be a writer for years and has never made much money out of it. But now he seems likely to hit the big-time.