Michael Rangeloff
Standish Logan
Century
Georgina Latimer
Josef Sirola
Stapleton
Frizzoli
Ormond
Police Chief Norris
Estelle Norris
Lane Biddlecoff
Art Bumbalee
Anne-Marie Biddlecoff
Mulholland
Isadora Kermode
Deputy Police Chief Dunaway
Wade Eichorn
Pawnbroker
Nadine Gardner
Stanton Gilmore
On the run from the police and a female roller derby team, scam artist Michael Rangeloff steals a coffin and boards a train, pretending to be a soldier bringing home a dead war buddy. He gets more than he bargained for from the train and the coffin.