Gus Bishop
Deech Scumble
Kate Crowley
Florence Rubin
Walter Sznitken
Arthur Pomposello
Shari Lampkin
Roger
Dechen Thurman
Mr. Chesick
Trish Kane
Museum Director
Bernice Chesick
Varda Abromowitz
Mr. Willard
Destitute Passenger
Pomposello Receptionist
'Nihilistic' Woman
'Solipsism' Man
'Weltanschauung' Man
A painter who finds success (and true love) after a pickpocket steals one of his works, gives it a false authorship and promotes the imaginary artist to instant success so he can cash in on his ill-gotten gains.