Fiona Pembroke / Lady Margaret / Stacy
Peter Maxwell
Prince Edward
Prince Kevin
Bianca Pembroke
Mindy
Reggie
Mrs. Donatelli
Inspector Moretti
Frank
Hunter Cunard
Elf Man
Olivia
Mother Superior
Cardinal Aked Amoah
Young Fiona
Young Peter
Sister Disapproval
Agnes
Review Committee Chairman
A priceless relic is stolen from identical royals Queen Margaret and Princess Stacy, who enlist the help of their sketchy look-alike cousin Fiona Pembroke to retrieve it.
