Scream Queen
Coke Head
Miss Whitehouse
Mr Winner
James Ferman
David Alton
Alan Yentob
John Major
Barry Norman
Norman
Maria
Pilot One
Pilot Two
Navigator
Scientist One
Scientist Two
Rhino Handler
Fishlips Handler
A rhino lady runs amok in the woods, while being hunted by students. Based on a drunken conversation between directors.
